Haha, that's so funny. Jesus microwave a burrito. Que?!
Sunny Kapoor
· 3 months ago
t seems that twitter is down again
henriettak
· 3 months ago
...would you stop? I'm trying to work! oh, heck with it. Let's all go play with google.....
Tisha
· 3 months ago
this is hilarious... perfect distraction whilst twit-pocalypse part deux happens....
so CAN Jesus microwave a burrito?
lodank
· 3 months ago
I'd say yes. He'd need a microwave though. And a burrito.
Hatix
· 3 months ago
Just found a nice one myself: why is my sn people seem to be quite concerned about it
Dee Gardner
· 3 months ago
Who knew Google had a sense of humor? I think Google, just maybe, is trying to make the world a little happier. I wonder if Bing is trying to make people happy? Great Topic at a party!
notabearatall
· 3 months ago
Doing a little research it seems that the "Can Jesus microwave a burrito" interest comes from The Simpsons. Oh, humanity!
karynfleeting
· 3 months ago
Another great blog dedicated to Google Suggest funnies...
Actually, try who what where on any of the fragments. Some fun! For even more pointless fun, try fragments of your name, your town, favorite band, etc.
What? Get back to work? I am! gosh...
josh
· 3 months ago
@sterling lambert
that has to be the funniest thing i have seen all day.... really!? hahahaha
LOL! Can jesus microwave a burrito has to be the best one up there :-)
Mary Winkenwerder
· 3 months ago
This is great! hahahahhaha. Why don't I get clever responses when I type into Google? ...
Andy Fields
· 3 months ago
@PainPoint - I wonder how many people tried to lick their own elbow after reading this. Also I am introducing my new line of Holy Burritos!
Kevin
· 3 months ago
Type in "cops are "
Kevin
· 3 months ago
How about...
"the pope is "
That's a good one.
Brad F.
· 3 months ago
The fact that these are the top searched items with those beginnings is really disturbing and yet somehow wildly amusing. I wonder if there's some strange algorithm they use to determine popularity or if it's simply based on number of searches?
Melanie
· 3 months ago
Why are... Who can I... Is there a...
and then, just, "I..." (Result? "I am extremely terrified of chinese people")
namnum
· 3 months ago
"why are there school?" LOL!
Peter
· 3 months ago
I have a whole album on Facebook with this stuff :)
tommo
· 3 months ago
The "can jesus microwave a burrito" one is a simpsons reference, the end of the line is "so hot even HE couldn't eat it?" The question was posed to Flanders, while homer was stoned on medical weed.
nwjerseyliz
· 3 months ago
Another validation that there will always be a need for psychotherapists....and theologians.
Emily
· 3 months ago
Y'know..it would suck hardcore if Jesus could walk on water but not microwave a burrito. What blasphemy!
I will refrain from saying, "God could make a burro but Jesus couldn't cook a burrito" out loud.
J
· 3 months ago
Oprah is... McCain is... Obama is... white people are... black people are...
hahahaha
Σχολή Χορού
· 3 months ago
The whole thing works fine when you search a specific term, but with general expressions like the ones used here, it looks silly. Maybe instead of taking in consideration, the search results, it should instead be based on the search frequency.
crystal
· 3 months ago
Why Do Men Have Nipples? This question is actually a book title.Google it...
This is hardly the "top 10". The comments are the only good part of this article. Spend more time on research maybe?
I spent 5 minutes typing away and I got a better one than most of the ones in this article... typing "i am" yields "i am extremely terrified of chinese people"
most of those suggested searches are legitimate queries... except for the jesus microwaving a burrito one, thats just funny.
Ellery
· 3 months ago
Very funny and will definitely have a look.
sahdev thakur
· 3 months ago
"When will i die" as first suggestion wow, does this mean most of the people are searching for this result?
Mimlo
· 3 months ago
Search for this: why there is a and see the third result...
Randy
· 3 months ago
I would like to know if Jesus can microwave a burrito so big that He cannot eat it.
nick
· 3 months ago
try 'who ran through'
Kristii
· 1 month ago
try 'i like to' :L:L
nick
· 3 months ago
try 'who ran through' or 'why do women'
nick
· 3 months ago
try 'who ran through' or 'why do women' or 'why are' number three and four are cool
nick
· 3 months ago
try 'did 9'
Amanda Wood
· 3 months ago
Try "what lev" and you will want to smack yourself.
try 'how to destroy ' ... see what has the most results o_O
Tedel
· 3 months ago
Bah... You obviously had too much free time yesterday...
christine
· 3 months ago
there is a short essay by Stephen Jay Gould (1991) "Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples" (chapter 8) in: Bully for Brontosaurus about why men have nipples.
Essentially embryo cells don't know if we are male or female when the start forming reproduction organs. once those signals kick in grouping of cells become a penis, or a clitoris, scrotum or labia, and men have nipples because woman do.
christine
· 3 months ago
there is a short essay by Stephen Jay Gould (1991) "Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples" (chapter 8) in: Bully for Brontosaurus about why men have nipples.
Essentially embryo cells don't know if we are male or female when the start forming reproduction organs. once those signals kick in grouping of cells become a penis, or a clitoris, scrotum or labia, and men have nipples because woman do.
dumbfounder
· 3 months ago
I like "why isn't..." pluto a planet, madoff in jail, facebook working...
Slim
· 3 months ago
Try: what does g who is b and where is my u
nellybelle
· 3 months ago
try "google is " (include the space after is) my favorite is "google is watching you"
Peter K
· 3 months ago
I think 9. Can Jes… was just hilarious!
rebekah
· 3 months ago
This made me laugh out loud at home by myself. I just had one comment about one of them; #6 can you... get mono twice... ?
I think this deserves a mention, at least, because: A. Obviously there are a lot of people out there wanting to know... and B. Wouldn't the most logical answer to this question be "No, because if you got it twice - then it would be called "bio"...?
rebekah
· 3 months ago
This made me laugh out loud at home by myself. I just had one comment about one of them; #6 can you... get mono twice... ?
I think this deserves a mention, at least, because: A. Obviously there are a lot of people out there wanting to know... and B. Wouldn't the most logical answer to this question be "No, because if you got it twice - then it would be called "bio"...?
rebekah
· 3 months ago
This made me laugh out loud at home by myself. I just had one comment about one of them; #6 can you... get mono twice... ?
I think this deserves a mention, at least, because: A. Obviously there are a lot of people out there wanting to know... and B. Wouldn't the most logical answer to this question be "No, because if you got it twice - then it would be called "bio"...?
rebekah
· 3 months ago
Thank God that I am not the only one who didn't figure out that it showed the oldest comments first until it was too late... [chagrin]
Bronwyn
· 3 months ago
My favourite so far: from Google won...
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you.
Kun
· 3 months ago
You are missing the most infamous one: Type in Chinese People and you will get Eating babies!
Kun
· 3 months ago
You are missing the most infamous one of all: Type in "Chinese people" and you will get "eat babies"!
DJ nkokhi
· 3 months ago
lol, kakakakakaka hehehe some fellas r crazy
Johnny Negretti
· 3 months ago
Too funny!
Johnny Negretti
· 3 months ago
Too funny!
Danish
· 3 months ago
oh my god....!!!!! gr8 compilation i must say.....ha ha ha try having a series of what the f.....????? awesome.... my Qs is ...... Is GOOGLE god...!!!????
Key Yessaad
· 3 months ago
"Why is my Goldfish Turning Black" is my favorite - I ran my own recently and I got "why is my poop green" - very informative :)
Excellent blog!!!
Rob Sweetman
· 3 months ago
suzy
· 2 months ago
Might wanna remove the Michael Jackson search result..=/
I typed 'Why ' in Google, one of the suggestions: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
ark
· 1 month ago
Haha, this is very funny!
@dzav
· 1 month ago
By far, the funniest thing to type into google is: "I A" Laugh at the results
Name
· 1 month ago
Sometimes Google ads are an unintentionally hilarious match. On a blog post about the biggest snake ever (Titanoboa Cerrejonensis) all four ads were about Barack Obama, who apparently outdoes Kobe Bryant's black mamba...
Name
· 1 month ago
Try typing in : "Why won't" - there are two winners.
pdnsls
· 1 month ago
if you type in "if i ate", it comes up with "if i ate myself would i get twice as big or disappear completely" haha
joe
· 1 month ago
type in how is lol
iStar19
· 1 month ago
lol this should be on the david letterman show
anonymous
· 1 month ago
"I like" yeilds "i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur" as the first choice...
search engine placement
· 1 month ago
This is so funny. I'll try some myself. What a great way to kill time!
Шму
· 1 month ago
This examples ABSOLUTELY not funniest in comparison with Russian Google search-tips: for example:
why.... - «why i'm so fuckin stupid?» why... - «why Putin is crab» - LOL!!!
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definitely should have made this list
http://www.omgenius.com/google-spelling-fail/
so CAN Jesus microwave a burrito?
people seem to be quite concerned about it
http://suggestoftheday.com/
...Like it!
What? Get back to work? I am! gosh...
that has to be the funniest thing i have seen all day.... really!? hahahaha
My poop s...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YTluoFdr0c
...
"the pope is "
That's a good one.
Who can I...
Is there a...
and then, just, "I..." (Result? "I am extremely terrified of chinese people")
I will refrain from saying, "God could make a burro but Jesus couldn't cook a burrito" out loud.
McCain is...
Obama is...
white people are...
black people are...
hahahaha
http://dissociatedpress.com/2009/06/google-auto...
http://www.blogfullbliss.com/images/mynips.gif
The comments are the only good part of this article. Spend more time on research maybe?
I spent 5 minutes typing away and I got a better one than most of the ones in this article...
typing "i am" yields "i am extremely terrified of chinese people"
most of those suggested searches are legitimate queries... except for the jesus microwaving a burrito one, thats just funny.
why there is a
and see the third result...
Essentially embryo cells don't know if we are male or female when the start forming reproduction organs. once those signals kick in grouping of cells become a penis, or a clitoris, scrotum or labia, and men have nipples because woman do.
Essentially embryo cells don't know if we are male or female when the start forming reproduction organs. once those signals kick in grouping of cells become a penis, or a clitoris, scrotum or labia, and men have nipples because woman do.
what does g
who is b
and
where is my u
my favorite is "google is watching you"
I think this deserves a mention, at least, because:
A. Obviously there are a lot of people out there wanting to know...
and
B. Wouldn't the most logical answer to this question be "No, because if you got it twice - then it would be called "bio"...?
I think this deserves a mention, at least, because:
A. Obviously there are a lot of people out there wanting to know...
and
B. Wouldn't the most logical answer to this question be "No, because if you got it twice - then it would be called "bio"...?
I think this deserves a mention, at least, because:
A. Obviously there are a lot of people out there wanting to know...
and
B. Wouldn't the most logical answer to this question be "No, because if you got it twice - then it would be called "bio"...?
from Google won...
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you.
gr8 compilation i must say.....ha ha ha
try having a series of what the f.....?????
awesome....
my Qs is ......
Is GOOGLE god...!!!????
Excellent blog!!!
am expecting more post in funny,
http://www.gdumb.com/
Probably against all the Google rules, but a while I go I wrote a page to get the real top answers given a question...
http://finderface.co.uk/dougal.asp
http://googlepredicts.tumblr.com/
http://googlewisdom.net/
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
"I A"
Laugh at the results
for example:
why.... - «why i'm so fuckin stupid?»
why... - «why Putin is crab» - LOL!!!