That thunderbird twittering over there looks del.icio.us!
Brandon
· 1 year ago
"They told me Leopard was easy (and beautiful like me)! What does this blue screen mean???"
Len Kendall
· 1 year ago
"Whiskers had worked long and hard to earn his sweet gig at Meowzilla."
Jason Becker
· 1 year ago
Go get me some Tuna Flakes or I'm gonna format your hard drive!
dbispo
· 1 year ago
Mouse under pressure
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
Top 10 LOLCATZ pics of all time?! DUGG!
Adam
· 1 year ago
Just another piece of pussy looking at pictures of Pete
Jimmy
· 1 year ago
"hm.... Wired or wireless? ... Bluetooth, scrollball and that sexy little white body... the Apple one looks yummy."
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
Time to hit up craigslist for some pussy!
Boruch Siper
· 1 year ago
Hmm, "FREE Pussy"? Let me click and see what that's all about.
James
· 1 year ago
Can someone please explain this me??? Bill Clinton just said in an interview "that the media has declared my wife's campaign dead more times than a cat’s got lives". I am confused, how can someone be both a cat and a bitch?
Keith Dsouza
· 1 year ago
My Caption entry for this contest is ;)
"With the MOUSE under my control I can now take over the Internet"
"Trixie, you had better not disrupted my BitTorrent porn download again...damn cat."
Tobias Kask
· 1 year ago
FUNY IMAEG KAPTION
Michael Beck
· 1 year ago
I was shocked when I saw a pussy on my computer.
Dylan
· 1 year ago
Mashable is the cat's meow!
eric
· 1 year ago
adultcatfinder
iz despret
Robin Wauters
· 1 year ago
Those LOLHUMANZ look really funny, but whey are they putting themselves on display like that?
james
· 1 year ago
Twitter's dead again - how come they get more lives than me?
KEmp
· 1 year ago
Twitter? I was lookin for Tweety. I'll show him a puddy tat.
Phillip Morse Jr
· 1 year ago
If I can learn how to use the litter box I can learn how to write PHP!
UhOh
· 1 year ago
No, no, no... That's supposed to be "Kitty" porn... Darn paws gonna get me sent to jail!
youporn
· 1 year ago
someone is farted on this page
youporn
· 1 year ago
it says color ... where is it?
Rick K.
· 1 year ago
Allen Stern...Twitter Come Back...do not want!
youporn
· 1 year ago
wait ... I am tuning my wifi mustache
Jason Peck
· 1 year ago
No, Mom. They still haven't hired me as a writer for Catable.
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
Alot of people say that I shouldn't be buying stock because I'm a cat. But, I mean, A. you dont know what kind of cat I am and B. I'm using eTrade.
bap
· 1 year ago
I r in ur gibson, hacking ur mainframe.
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
So easy a cat can do it.
Christopher Tholen
· 1 year ago
Excellent. The results of combining enticing portraits with grammatically childish captions is satisfactory close to my presumption of a 7% increase in worldwide feline food supply.
Elena
· 1 year ago
"I thought I saw a Twitter bird!"
Mark Krynsky
· 1 year ago
Screw the kids, it's about time they started the One Laptop Per Cat program.
harry studer
· 1 year ago
The cat's out of the Blog.
one1speed
· 1 year ago
If Twitter goes down again I'm going to scratch someone's eyes out.
Jay Neely
· 1 year ago
"I can haz twitter up, plz?"
Mattie
· 1 year ago
And that's when I found out craigslist has an 'erotic services' section...
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
NO, I DONT WANT TO TAKE YOUR MOVIE QUIZ! *blocks application*
Jimmy
· 1 year ago
***SPAM*** Meow Enhancements. 35% Off.
Mushu
· 1 year ago
When the average age of cats is 12-15 years...
"This video may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, please verify you are 18 or older."
reechard
· 1 year ago
I haz plenty cheezburger. I iz ritin a letr to teh editr of teh New Yawk Timez.
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
Twitter Update: Just licked my butthole clean. Now I'm SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
$20 for a pound of catnip? BUY IT NOW!
batkinson
· 1 year ago
Now...where's that recipe.
Darren
· 1 year ago
The humans have no idea that we have control of the web.
Muneeb
· 1 year ago
Breaking: Cat grabs 'the' most powerful mouse, he ever saw.
Justin
· 1 year ago
Ok, I've got the picture of that guy eating at the table, how do I misspell cheezbrurger?
Spyle
· 1 year ago
Twitter? down again. Ebay? strike. Digg? same ole news. Kitty porn? hard drive already full of it. Mashable? I guess so.. [click]
Nate Westheimer
· 1 year ago
In 2008, any cat can be a social media consultant.
Yazz D. Atlas
· 1 year ago
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Junsu Park
· 1 year ago
Cat: (looks around) I should quickly upload this video and twitter about this and blog on tumblr and update my RSS feed and remove some Facebook app before my boss gets here.
A human: OMG! A LOLcat!
Raphael
· 1 year ago
Prr... I'm wondering if they have any mice-feeds (RSS-feeds) on this site?
Matt
· 1 year ago
FriendFeed is for pussies.
Tuna
· 1 year ago
NINETEHZ LAPPIEZ FTW!!!
Ezra Burgoyne
· 1 year ago
I'm not addicted, I swear!
Greg Gerber
· 1 year ago
No feline left behind. One Laptop per Cat (OLPC)
Jesse Cowell
· 1 year ago
"ASL? I'm 5 feet 8 inches tall with blue eyes and an athletic build. Some people say I look like Angelina Jolie, but prettier"
The Cat's Meow
· 1 year ago
If only Buttons would stop trying to eat the mouse, her owners might buy her a real laptop.
Nicki
· 1 year ago
I can haz... a booming digital enterprise based solely on humans' compulsion to waste time.
Heh heh.
Idiots.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Mashable on the screen infront, makes me a COOL-CAT, a white mouse under my paw is just another advantage.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Hunting is so easy on Mashable !!! Hey, don't get me wrong here... this mouse is just a tool.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Garfield's envy!!! A mouse comes free with a computer. I get to met all of them on Mashable
SumenD
· 1 year ago
It is better to be a mouse under a cat's paw than a man devoid of the warmth of friendship and society.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
A laptop and a mouse under my feet, Mashable in front of my eyes - Feels like I'm on top of the world.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
I chew on mice no more, now I live on the Internet.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
From an adorable pet to a savage hunter, Mashable has something for everyone.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
A hunter by nature turned to an affectionate pet by society, Mashable reflects the best in you.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
A great way to spy on my master!!! Just search thru his files and favourites.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Who said that only humans are social animals?? Mashable - an ultimate tribute to our social needs and expression
SumenD
· 1 year ago
The computer and internet are sticky devices for no reason. They tie a mouse at the end of a line.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Gary had a psychotic break when he started to use a mouse to browse
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Marshal CAT is happy to have apprehended a mouse just outside the internet, which would have otherwise plagued the internet.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Signs of a genius!!! Have you ever wondered why the fly (mouse cursor) on the screen hovers when the mouse is poked?
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Garfield: Hey Jane!!! See, I've caught a mouse, why don't you drop in tonight.
Joe Uwazurike
· 1 year ago
"I've heard of subtle tips, but whoever changed my homepage to weightwatchers.com is gonna hear it from me."
chris
· 1 year ago
"sumting iz teknikly wrong? wtf!?"
Dagbar
· 1 year ago
"I typed Kitty porn not kiddy ... man I wish I had fingers!
Karen G
· 1 year ago
"They say Pete Cashmore is up to his ears in pussy..."
"YES! ... some one bid $26,428.26 for my Virgin Mary look-alike hairball!"
Brian
· 1 year ago
This pic makes me look furry.
Brian
· 1 year ago
Humm...No new matches...
chader144
· 1 year ago
Dam you, mmewo-Yahooo!!
Scott Phillips
· 1 year ago
I wasn't searching for that kind of pussy.
Guruvardhan
· 1 year ago
well i would name it "Look @ Mi(crosoft) Jerry...Meow Meow" hehehe...get it..?
Mike Brittain
· 1 year ago
Today, Nicholas Negroponte unveiled plans to address underprivileged kittens with his new initiative, called "OLPK" (One Laptop Per Kitten).
Mark Burstiner
· 1 year ago
@Scobleizer STOP BRAKING TWITTER PLZ?
Phil
· 1 year ago
Just a minute - gotta check my Mice Space
Tony T
· 1 year ago
"Oh Hai, im in ur computa, ratin ur startup"
"Shhh, busy trying to relaunch Pets.com"
Chris Wible
· 1 year ago
"That's not funny in the least. None of these cats can even spell, let alone take command of all of my bases. Fools."
Seamus
· 1 year ago
Give me chicken give me liver mashable mashable please deliver. meow.
MAC
· 1 year ago
Iz werkin on usr engajemnt @ LAOL.
Jen
· 1 year ago
The Perfect Caturday: checking out pussies. Ooh, story on Arrington.
Eric B.
· 1 year ago
This laptop is soooo slow. Who even makes them with keys at the top of the keyboard like this anymore?
Aruni
· 1 year ago
My social network for felines will be the cat's meow. Purrrr. Mashable, get ready to write about CatNipAlley!
dheida
· 1 year ago
I always win at the cat and mouse games. This mouse just makes it so easy.
Sizzor
· 1 year ago
Uh... This isn't what it looks like...
Vinay
· 1 year ago
Cat clicks the Deal for Mouse! (MS clicks the Deal for Yahoo!)
WooT! Sounds similar.. the first line would me my submission for the contest! :-)
Cheers, Vinay
kbell
· 1 year ago
"WUT? So I gambel mah life earnunz on Internetz websaitz... DUN CHU JUDGE ME"
faryl
· 1 year ago
VALLEYWAG TAKES CATTY TO NEW HEIGHTS - Owen Thompson, watch your back! Nick Denton has just revealed Valleywag's newest employee (above).
faryl
· 1 year ago
The "Cute Cat" theory and Web 3.0: The Web was invented so physicists could share research papers. Web 2.0 was invented so we could share cute pictures of our cats. Web 3.0 was invented so our cats could share cute pictures of us.
Michael Daehn
· 1 year ago
Mice are useful after all.
Stephen Ratkovich
· 1 year ago
Oh noes! teh hooman cawt me usin compootr! just act natural...
Stephen Ratkovich
· 1 year ago
Oh noes! hooman cawt me comentin on Mashable! just...act...natural...
Alex
· 1 year ago
gettin reddy...
...to snipe ur eBay aukshon
Mark Smith
· 1 year ago
Stay back, my show will be bigger than lonelygirl15, Triumph the Insult Dog, and the dancing guy combined.
Jubal
· 1 year ago
1) I don't get it. These cats are horrible spellers. Why is that funny?
2) 19/f/VA
3) lvl 42 feral druid lfg
4) Oh, you want me to angle my webcam down because you still can't see my pussy?
5) ewrrsededdddddddddsdddddddffffffffffffffffffff
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Time to get over the cat and mouse game!!! Thrill is where Mashable is.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
For the joys of blogging... I no longer keep sitting on roof tops.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Now I know why my mailbox is plagued (with spam)... only if everyone kept their mouse under control.
Bryan
· 1 year ago
MAH PEEPS SEZ TWEETS R HER BUT I FIND NO BIRDZ. SOMETHIN IZ TECHNICALLY WRONG.
Dagbar
· 1 year ago
“When she said let’s roll play I thought she was talking about doing the teacher and the naughty school girl … not this. Google>How to get a zipper unstuck when inside cat costumeâ€
Cara
· 1 year ago
Whoa! I think I should probably stop using stumbleupon at work.
Colby Olson
· 1 year ago
"Deleted off facebook, again?!"
Joe
· 1 year ago
OK, I have the condoms, but Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Wait - is this Chris Hansen?!
The Cat's Meow
· 1 year ago
Sure, when I do it it's creepy, but when Buttons surfs the internet naked, its cute.
Joe
· 1 year ago
Spot, I've been able to work through the "dog-cat" thing, but if we're going to continue seeing each other, you need to get a Mac. No self-respecting feline would be caught dead using windows!
Ahmed Sandhu
· 1 year ago
1. Scoble? Pfft, I'm the real working dog behind him.
2. Amazon expects me to buy groceries from them with this kind of selection? My palette is too sophisticated.
3. POSTSECRET: Even though I treat them like slaves, I secretly enjoy human inventions. I'm sorry.
4. Something witty... C'mon, Neko, think... You kill at soirees...
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Hey, I like those sites!!! Now, how do I scent mark them?
SumenD
· 1 year ago
If a dog is used to pull a sledge; a mouse to browse; we cats happen to be good at tech-support.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Lskldj sdzco9 reo 11^&%$ (UO(HGC kdsflh $%MK^jo;54w ..... Darn Hard To Type With Paws
SumenD
· 1 year ago
Hey, she looks pretty!!! Now how do I butt-sniff her??
Gartman
· 1 year ago
This Pawse for thought!
SumenD
· 1 year ago
21st Century Cat: Uses a mouse as a tool; lives on the internet; uses bookmark instead of scent mark; Sits on the computer instead of roof tops; Loves Kitty porn; chats with potential mates than butt-sniffing - High time they develop a paw-able keyboard.
SumenD
· 1 year ago
I see the mouse isn't plugged in, does it mean it's edible?
Gartman
· 1 year ago
Mouse Meals - One click or two?
SumenD
· 1 year ago
This is an awful mirror, my image doesn't change no matter whatever pose I strike.
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
WebMD has nothing about furball remedies? That blows.
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
Managing an online community is like herding cats. And I should know.
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
Yeah, I know I shoulda got a MacBook Pro. But you try two-finger scrolling without fingers.
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
You thought the iPhone touch pad kicked ass? Wait’ll you try the iCat scratch-pad. Eat my (kitty litter) dust, Steve Jobs!
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
I hope Ergo-Kitty.com has a trackball I can actually use. Trying to click and scroll with this ancient mouse just bites!
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
This #%)*@ machine doesn’t even wi-fi! How am I going to blog from the Fireside Chat at Under The Radar?!
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
Sassy07 is using MY blog for a catty little flame war with Fluffy28 again! Grrrrr...
MktMaven
· 1 year ago
FINALLY, a feline reality show! I’m sending this link www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNYhkJB_Gv0 to all my friends on Pownce. I want to audition for next season!
Deepa
· 1 year ago
"Back off, bitch! The mouse is mine!" "What? Isn't everyone blogging nowadays?"
steve
· 1 year ago
i wish my friends looked like those pussycat dolls... rrrrrr
faryl
· 1 year ago
"Winner will be announced 5/26". The. CURIOSITY. is. KILLING. me!
Tamar Weinberg
· 1 year ago
Sorry guys, the 26th was a holiday so we're still awaiting the finalists. We will announce it as soon as we can.
In the meantime, no new comments are being accepted. Stay tuned for an updated post with further details.
All Comments
... Bluetooth, scrollball and that sexy little white body... the Apple one looks yummy."
"With the MOUSE under my control I can now take over the Internet"
"cough, cough......"
-overheard from bathroom-
"Trixie, you had better not disrupted my BitTorrent porn download again...damn cat."
iz despret
"This video may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, please verify you are 18 or older."
Ebay? strike.
Digg? same ole news.
Kitty porn? hard drive already full of it.
Mashable? I guess so.. [click]
A human: OMG! A LOLcat!
One Laptop per Cat (OLPC)
Heh heh.
Idiots.
"Shhh, busy trying to relaunch Pets.com"
(MS clicks the Deal for Yahoo!)
WooT! Sounds similar.. the first line would me my submission for the contest! :-)
Cheers,
Vinay
teh hooman cawt me usin compootr!
just act natural...
hooman cawt me comentin on Mashable!
just...act...natural...
...to snipe ur eBay aukshon
2) 19/f/VA
3) lvl 42 feral druid lfg
4) Oh, you want me to angle my webcam down because you still can't see my pussy?
5) ewrrsededdddddddddsdddddddffffffffffffffffffff
Google>How to get a zipper unstuck when inside cat costumeâ€
Wait - is this Chris Hansen?!
2. Amazon expects me to buy groceries from them with this kind of selection? My palette is too sophisticated.
3. POSTSECRET: Even though I treat them like slaves, I secretly enjoy human inventions. I'm sorry.
4. Something witty... C'mon, Neko, think... You kill at soirees...
"What? Isn't everyone blogging nowadays?"
The. CURIOSITY. is. KILLING. me!
In the meantime, no new comments are being accepted. Stay tuned for an updated post with further details.