Oh, lets see. I would like RAPLEAF to fall of the face of the planet. I am sick and tired of those turkeyheads scraping all the social sites with their snooper software and aggregating all of us by email address. They're overriding our profile security settings on some of those places and they shouldn't be allowed to exist another year! How'd they like it if we got ahold of their personal and private emails start seeing where they hang out
I would also like ebay to please just trademark ebay beta because I am sick to death of being in an 18 month long beta search test. It's called a sandbox for cripes sack. Sandbox, not live site. I'm 10 inches tall and even I know this
CountRob
· 2 years ago
"ends whenever we feel like it"
It ends when Pete stops coming up with these outrageous contests.
I don't know why, but mashable has become a hard blog to troll. I agree with practically everything Mark writes, and fortunately he's the main poster.
Now TechCrunch, that's another story. I don't know if anyone saw the controversial article about digg comments, suggesting they should be censored, but there was some MAJOR trolling going on.
Elf
· 2 years ago
Gosh more dumb comments on mashable... :(
Richard
· 2 years ago
Seriously Pete, how desperate are you? Not enough readers? Not enough click-throughs? Provide quality content, and you won't have to run a troll-contest every second week for people to actually comment.
Churning out rewritten press-releases just doesn't cut it (as you would, incidentally, a turkey).
You'll never get real trolls to grace these pages, because there's no reason to troll on content nobody really gives a toss about (especially when it reads like it's been puked into a text-editor by a toddler).
Why not ask Santa Claus to get you a real job?
OhBoy!
· 2 years ago
Nice troll. :)
greasyguide
· 2 years ago
Yo man how does the graphics for Mashable? You 3 year old daughter? Get a real designer to create some real art and not something that looks like it come from paint by geeks.
alienworx
· 2 years ago
^ coming from someone using the default Wordpress theme on their blog....turkey
bhonan
· 2 years ago
Your mom.
Mobfather
· 2 years ago
Big, gross slice of hog beef, I love you.
Merredith
· 2 years ago
As if ...
As if anyone cared about what Plaxo does in the first place, let alone on OpenSocial. Let's see, who's on OpenSocial? Oh, yes, Google and Myspace. Oh, okay. Credit there. But the rest are all has-beens, loser turkeys or wannabes with an inferiority complex to, let's face it, Facebook.
Sort of like, let's face it, Mashable and TechCrunch.
Okay, except that Cashmore isn't as much of a jerk as Arrington.
As far as I know. Anyway, spare us the OpenSocial and can we please just get back to, oh, ClosedPrivate or WhoCares?
x
· 2 years ago
I am detecting a troll fetish here. You solicit trolls, you have a freaky troll emblem to try and attract them, and then you choose a freaky potato troll logo for your shirts. Seriously, what's with that? Your CEO have a lime green quaff and giant bulging lemur eyes? Used to live under a bridge?
Coop
· 2 years ago
"Seriously Pete, how desperate are you? Not enough readers? Not enough click-throughs? Provide quality content, and you won't have to run a troll-contest every second week for people to actually comment.
Churning out rewritten press-releases just doesn't cut it (as you would, incidentally, a turkey).
You'll never get real trolls to grace these pages, because there's no reason to troll on content nobody really gives a toss about (especially when it reads like it's been puked into a text-editor by a toddler).
Why not ask Santa Claus to get you a real job?"
Look, I copied and pasted my thoughts, just like a real Mashable writer!
i buy music
· 2 years ago
There once was a troll from Turkey Who thought Mashable was like beef jerky He'd bite and he'd chew For an hour or two Little nutrition with a taste that was quirky
The troll was amazed At the articles they raised To the top of the digital heap He realized as he read He could make much more bread Writing shlock that puts people to sleep!
Sam
· 2 years ago
People are being paid to vomit words? WTF?
Gene Frenkel
· 2 years ago
more scroll bars
GetErica
· 2 years ago
your lack of life amuses me. you poor thing.
splish splosh
· 2 years ago
this is silly....
Alissa
· 2 years ago
Stumbleupon traffic is tough to convert and it has a fairly bad interface for managing campaigns
Gene Frenkel
· 2 years ago
my fave
style-templates
· 2 years ago
Yo man how does the graphics for Mashable? You 3 year old daughter? Get a real designer to create some real art and not something that looks like it come from paint by geeks.
adam
· 2 years ago
DIAF
Anonymous
· 2 years ago
Such is the internet.
Here is a post ASKING to be trolled as you faggots can't generate enough attention to sufficiently suckle your moderator's inflated nigger dicks.
Not only that, but you offer a 100 dollar worthless as shit prize for crap I can easily torrent for free? Besides that, itunes is worthless to begin with. Only witless shiavo-esque fuck faces would resort to attempt to win something for a retarded product, assuming you monotonous sheep all use ipods, naturally.
I hope you enjoy your AIDS, you turkey gnob-gobbling fuck fences.
infokill
· 2 years ago
This is a load of crap
Gecko Rock
· 2 years ago
Chuh! Puh-leeze! As if you turkeys could even judge a spelling contest at an alphabet soup slurp-off, you bunch o' half-wits. You must be desperate to be trolling for comments like this. To even think you could judge a troll is laughable, when you can't even recognize yourself in the mirror.
gareth
· 2 years ago
To Alyssa: "Stumbleupon traffic is tough to convert and it has a fairly bad interface for managing campaigns"
Uh...either this is the troll of the decade or allysa should stay off the troll-ade.
I was so lost by that comment i think i might still wasted from last night...or did that just bring back that all encompassing sense of fear, desire and hiccups.
As for the prizes, you could ******* sponsor a troll for the amount of corporate press ups that series of gifts provides.
Cash Please.
Daniel
· 2 years ago
I could really use one!! OK!!!
Will
· 2 years ago
wtf mash, why do you keep repeating yourself?
wishgames
· 2 years ago
you evil troll,barf turkey your own size. go enoy santa with your christmas tree taxes.
thingsyoushoulddo
· 2 years ago
Mark Cuban is a dunderhead and a lousy dancer.
GeologyJoe
· 2 years ago
Ill feed the troll with:
If I see another unoriginal, non-thinking group name their company with a word interrupted with a "." I will start my own Italian based company called VOM.IT
junior
· 2 years ago
holy shit! turkey? are you playing with me motherfucker? turkey was where judas did lost boot?im gonna kick ass him for that, nevermore the boot will be found... lol
EmperorChow
· 2 years ago
Why the hell is the bonus word turkey? I hate fucking turkey, thanksgiving has passed and the turkey seriously does not represent any denominational winter holiday I know. I'm disappointed in you Mashable. I'm never visiting your site ever again.
god damn it, fucking turkey.
NeoLobster
· 2 years ago
I only recently stumbled onto your web site from some stupid javascript date library link that a soon-to-be-ex friend of mine sent me... I have to say, this is totally lame. What is this site anyway? A blog for wannabe-script-kiddie hackers? Where's the free porn? How the HELL do you expect to get readers without the giant words "FREE PORN" glowing... No... MARQUEEing across the screen. I've counted no fewer than TEN ads on this page, not including the text "Ads by Google," which is itself an ad. With all that advertising revenue, do you think you could spare some free porn? Guess not.
Fuck you, fuck this web site, and fuck EmperorChow. "Whine whine whine turkey whine whine whine!!11oneoneone AM I TROLLING YET? I got you real good." Go throw some soap in my coffee, EmperorFARVA.
I hope whoever won the prize uses it to buy the rest of the visitors FREE PORN. I will only return if I am promised "Big Busty Babes - Ads by Google!" Until then, stick your gift card up your ass. Who wants to win the chance to buy shit anyway?
Do the world a favor. Redirect your domain to a parking page... One with FREE PORN on it.
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wow
· 2 years ago
Wow, Ron. Wow. I think we have our winner.
trollo
· 2 years ago
It's not Telmundo sir, it's Telemundo. My god the nerve of some people... ok I just noticed it's Telmundo
Me
· 2 years ago
Hey Folks
Some Seasonal Fun, Ho Ho Ho, He He He... =========================== A Facebook application called Advent Calendar (one of a handful) had put itself up for sale on eBay last week, but hasn’t gotten more than $7,099 by the final bidding time. That wasn’t enough to meet the reserve, and gives a rather dismal outlook to the overall value of Facebook apps. While there has been a lot of interest in Facebook’s platform and the subsequent applications on the investment end, no applications have seemed to fetch a large acquisition price. This seems to be for several reasons, most of which seem to be associated with the current market. But I don’t really have to state the obvious when it comes to this particular Advent Calendar application that’s been put up for sale–how do you monetize such an application that can only be used for 24 days of the year? Nevertheless, this is the second company in the past week to seek a buyout in time for the holidays. DivShare has kept the details of its “for sale†status pretty under wraps, but a lot of speculation regarding its selling potential has been swirling around as well. But when it comes to the Advent Calendar application, it’s a rather unique situation, considering the newness of applications, the “market†and the rest of the world joining in on the open bandwagon.
So, the hot quip for the coming week is! Oh Santa's not coming to town, Oh Santa's not coming to town, for the Advent of commercialism is falling down!
igmuska
· 2 years ago
All this shit stinks...
wanannagirlz
· 2 years ago
plis respond, where can I find girlz for cibersexy?
angela
· 2 years ago
How fun it must be to have time to sit around and fiddle turkeys you gnome-wanna-be. How fun it would be to hang trolls by their toes from my roof to decorate for the season
jydesign
· 2 years ago
Welcome To The Anti-Social
horice
· 2 years ago
It has a better design than this site.
Ryo
· 2 years ago
ALL of you have been OWN3D by Pete. For God sake please just buy some lottery.
invisibastard
· 2 years ago
Good point. I'm going to curl up with my binky and watch Bewitched reruns since Pete so soundly kicked everyone's ass. What is the point in even trying?
danny
· 2 years ago
whatever!!
Cowboy
· 2 years ago
I've got two minutes, tell me everthing you know!
Annoyatron
· 1 year ago
I bet you're really good at "Rape Rape Revolution"
Sam Freedoms Internet Marketin
· 1 year ago
Look at all these SAD retarded, amateur trollers. They all jump like monkeys on the one blog that spells out the rules but they go into a coma regarding every blog thereafter.
Hey, at least I read the rules - it wasn't based on ONE comment. You guys should provide some kind of a live companion for these invalids when they're logged in.
Sudarshan
· 1 year ago
WOW another good update in google,I hope this turns out to be as best as other google products
itt: massive faggots
· 1 year ago
You're all a bunch of dickless losers who can't even cobble together a decent troll without having a set of guidelines handed to you by daddy Pete. My semen is more evolved than any of you twats. I hope you all enjoy your fail salad with fail dressing and a side of fail. Eat up, cum dumpsters.
Paul Baranda
· 1 year ago
Wowwwwww I'm sooooooooo late for this contest! This is a great website!!! Anymore contests??
Lisa M
· 1 year ago
Yaaaa I'd like to kick that troll's butt! Thanks for a great site mashable!
It vArIes
· 1 year ago
If any of you moronic waste dwellers had the now rare common sense you would not screw around on this technical spew of crap. I don't qualify as I am a very bored person with ample time for now, until the toilet elves pull me into the world of nautically boring crap almost like purgatory--I won't go to Florida--But seriously how many of you are over 30, don't you have other things to do, like work! I will not suggest reading something,most of you will forget everything you know in a matter of years.
buzzsawdkilla
· 1 year ago
I got your Troll swinging to and fro. AOL is the toiletpaper in the shithouse of life. I might make AOL my bitch. Oh hell no! Who wants a bitch with an inner Hindu telling her what to do? Did I mention that My swinging troll has a big ol AOClown nose?
ALLISON FEREDAY
· 1 year ago
now then you big fat hairy arsed blob get out of my space
How in the f*ck can you call this a real blog when your visitors are still commenting on last year's "Pick Me! I'm a fucking idiot!" contest, and you're out in left field tweaking your Firefox for optimal performace.
Mootsa Gootsa
· 6 months ago
Get a life you turkey. The cartoon angels, Mootsa & Gootsa are doing more to help the world than you. I'm not turkey breasting for Mootsa & Gootsa but you can. I suggest you google mootsagootsa before you comment.
Scott
· 5 months ago
This is the first time I have seen a website actually ASKING for trolls! I'll send over the ones from our forums. ;)
All Comments
I would also like ebay to please just trademark ebay beta because I am sick to death of being in an 18 month long beta search test. It's called a sandbox for cripes sack. Sandbox, not live site. I'm 10 inches tall and even I know this
It ends when Pete stops coming up with these outrageous contests.
I don't know why, but mashable has become a hard blog to troll. I agree with practically everything Mark writes, and fortunately he's the main poster.
Now TechCrunch, that's another story. I don't know if anyone saw the controversial article about digg comments, suggesting they should be censored, but there was some MAJOR trolling going on.
Churning out rewritten press-releases just doesn't cut it (as you would, incidentally, a turkey).
You'll never get real trolls to grace these pages, because there's no reason to troll on content nobody really gives a toss about (especially when it reads like it's been puked into a text-editor by a toddler).
Why not ask Santa Claus to get you a real job?
As if anyone cared about what Plaxo does in the first place, let alone on OpenSocial. Let's see, who's on OpenSocial? Oh, yes, Google and Myspace. Oh, okay. Credit there. But the rest are all has-beens, loser turkeys or wannabes with an inferiority complex to, let's face it, Facebook.
Sort of like, let's face it, Mashable and TechCrunch.
Okay, except that Cashmore isn't as much of a jerk as Arrington.
As far as I know.
Anyway, spare us the OpenSocial and can we please just get back to, oh, ClosedPrivate or WhoCares?
Churning out rewritten press-releases just doesn't cut it (as you would, incidentally, a turkey).
You'll never get real trolls to grace these pages, because there's no reason to troll on content nobody really gives a toss about (especially when it reads like it's been puked into a text-editor by a toddler).
Why not ask Santa Claus to get you a real job?"
Look, I copied and pasted my thoughts, just like a real Mashable writer!
Who thought Mashable was like beef jerky
He'd bite and he'd chew
For an hour or two
Little nutrition with a taste that was quirky
The troll was amazed
At the articles they raised
To the top of the digital heap
He realized as he read
He could make much more bread
Writing shlock that puts people to sleep!
Here is a post ASKING to be trolled as you faggots can't generate enough attention to sufficiently suckle your moderator's inflated nigger dicks.
Not only that, but you offer a 100 dollar worthless as shit prize for crap I can easily torrent for free? Besides that, itunes is worthless to begin with. Only witless shiavo-esque fuck faces would resort to attempt to win something for a retarded product, assuming you monotonous sheep all use ipods, naturally.
I hope you enjoy your AIDS, you turkey gnob-gobbling fuck fences.
Uh...either this is the troll of the decade or allysa should stay off the troll-ade.
I was so lost by that comment i think i might still wasted from last night...or did that just bring back that all encompassing sense of fear, desire and hiccups.
As for the prizes, you could ******* sponsor a troll for the amount of corporate press ups that series of gifts provides.
Cash Please.
go enoy santa with your christmas tree taxes.
If I see another unoriginal, non-thinking group name their company with a word interrupted with a "." I will start my own Italian based company called VOM.IT
god damn it, fucking turkey.
Fuck you, fuck this web site, and fuck EmperorChow. "Whine whine whine turkey whine whine whine!!11oneoneone AM I TROLLING YET? I got you real good." Go throw some soap in my coffee, EmperorFARVA.
I hope whoever won the prize uses it to buy the rest of the visitors FREE PORN. I will only return if I am promised "Big Busty Babes - Ads by Google!" Until then, stick your gift card up your ass. Who wants to win the chance to buy shit anyway?
Do the world a favor. Redirect your domain to a parking page... One with FREE PORN on it.
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Eu vou embora, prefiro comer um apple very red, que tá lá na fruteira. Bey. Hohoho
:)
My god the nerve of some people...
ok I just noticed it's Telmundo
Some Seasonal Fun, Ho Ho Ho, He He He...
===========================
A Facebook application called Advent Calendar (one of a handful) had put itself up for sale on eBay last week, but hasn’t gotten more than $7,099 by the final bidding time. That wasn’t enough to meet the reserve, and gives a rather dismal outlook to the overall value of Facebook apps. While there has been a lot of interest in Facebook’s platform and the subsequent applications on the investment end, no applications have seemed to fetch a large acquisition price.
This seems to be for several reasons, most of which seem to be associated with the current market. But I don’t really have to state the obvious when it comes to this particular Advent Calendar application that’s been put up for sale–how do you monetize such an application that can only be used for 24 days of the year?
Nevertheless, this is the second company in the past week to seek a buyout in time for the holidays. DivShare has kept the details of its “for sale†status pretty under wraps, but a lot of speculation regarding its selling potential has been swirling around as well. But when it comes to the Advent Calendar application, it’s a rather unique situation, considering the newness of applications, the “market†and the rest of the world joining in on the open bandwagon.
REFERENCE: http://mashable.com/2007/11/26/advent-calendar-...
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So, the hot quip for the coming week is! Oh Santa's not coming to town, Oh Santa's not coming to town, for the Advent of commercialism is falling down!
Hey, at least I read the rules - it wasn't based on ONE comment. You guys should provide some kind of a live companion for these invalids when they're logged in.
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