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Mashable - The Social Media Guide: HOW TO: Party Like Microsoft [Awkward Video]

  • Name · 1 month ago
    The constant camera movement and zoom-ins alone annoyed me, let alone the unnatural dialog. Another fail; Microsoft should just stick to using the adorable girl from the "I'm A PC" commercial.
  • Microsoft Student · 2 months ago
    A nerd, an active senior, a divorcee and a random black guy walk into a bar....
  • mike mostransky · 2 months ago
    I couldn't handle watching anymore than one minute into the video... I am going to guess this isn't a parody but has now evolved into being one
  • JoshBoulton · 2 months ago
    Has it been translated into Polish yet?
  • bucksommerkamp · 2 months ago
    I think the obviously-late-to-the-party voiceover at 1:01 ("call customer service if you have any questions") was designed to make us wonder: where/how would I even do that?
  • tweetamar · 2 months ago
    This video was so awkward I wanted to cry. Microsoft: Commercials R'n't Us
  • Xavier Tello · 2 months ago
    CONTINUITY ALERT!!!
    Have you noticed all the continuity oddities o the video?
    The glass of the guy at the left and the lid of the laptop. Also the snacks' quantities.
    Is makes this video more awkward ...
  • brandonhess · 2 months ago
    Haha, yeah, you should check out the oven clock in the background as the video goes on.
  • jkm414 · 2 months ago
    The clock on the oven jups about 20 minutes right in the middle of the video. And ol' boy's glass sure does a way of filling itself up...
  • Greggyasasdf · 2 months ago
    Thanks, for the nice post. I think that microsoft should give out money to everyone who does a party for their lauch. But check out the link below for more information how you can even get paid for it.

    http://tinyurl.com/how-to-party-like-microsoft-aw
  • sull · 2 months ago
    c'mon, their both parodies and you've been taken ;)
  • Laurent · 2 months ago
    For some reason I don't believe that any 1 of those 3 white people know any black people in real life. Way to throw in the token black guy.

    Did an advertising agency actually get paid for coming up with and producing this idea?

    Stick to "I'm 4 years old and I'm a PC" commercials. This is brutal.
  • Anthony Robert · 2 months ago
    The clock in the background starts at 3:20 and at one point is at 5:13, then jumps back. lol
  • Bryant Ezroj · 2 months ago
    Just an FYI, ANYONE with a .edu address that signs up to host a party will be approved. Cheers
  • Brett Johnson · 2 months ago
    I don't know which idea is worse, the original or the idiotic treatment of version 2. what humiliating combination of self-abasement and narcissism #fb http://tinyurl.com/how-to-party-like-microsoft-aw
  • bucksommerkamp · 2 months ago
    I watched this video in absolute horror yesterday, and kept thinking, "where's the punch line? Is this a JOKE?" I'm embarrassed on behalf of the agency who created the video, but hoping to actually have a good launch party despite their best recommendations on how NOT to do it.
  • Loa · 2 months ago
    OMG....this is painful. I can't even watch the whole thing... Really Microsoft?
  • stukes · 2 months ago
    jeez that was weird.
  • Adam Saunders · 2 months ago
    Check out the clock on the oven extractor fan. Tardis?
  • facebook-1562395924 · 2 months ago
    I do know that these videos were specifically made for the HouseParty.com Launch parties that will be held next month...including mine. =)
  • Andrew Krebs-Smith · 2 months ago
    It's amazing they haven't pulled this yet, or at least disabled embedding. This is awesome.
  • Shitij Nigam · 2 months ago
    Sigh. I'm actually hoping they're both parodies. Second one is a classic though lol
  • anarkovidar · 2 months ago
    epic fail!
  • jrj073000 · 2 months ago
    Awkward is right. Apple did a commercial a while ago - awkward on a different level. http://adwido.com/view_content?vkey=8d9c8883d81...
  • jrj073000 · 2 months ago
  • Joel Vincent · 2 months ago
    The first video is more awkward than watching my mom and dad make out. The second is a pretty hilarious!
  • Nadia · 2 months ago
    I think this video is way 2 long
  • kevin · 2 months ago
    totally unnatural, didn't believe it for a second.
  • D6Veteran · 2 months ago
    This is so retarded. Marketing FAIL.
  • recklesslover · 2 months ago
    Where's the "PC Guy" from the Mac commercials? Isn't he invited?

    I wanted to hang myself.
  • Dan Wilkinson · 2 months ago
    LOL this is terrible. It's like they got four random people off the street, were given scripts for five minutes and told to "act". Love how the guy on the left does the horns gesture at the end!!
  • bobholmes · 2 months ago
    This is seriously painful! I couldn't watch it thru. Is it a joke? If so, it's a painful joke. It can't be for real.
  • Jasmin Hadzic · 2 months ago
    I don't know what to think about this one......it's just dumb.
  • kiwikatnz · 2 months ago
    How totally like being in *Kindergarten*......................
  • bloqhead · 2 months ago
    Are people actually holding Windows 7 launch parties? I mean, I know I'm a geek and a Mac fanboy but I would NEVER celebrate the release of any software. That's like beyond being embarrassingly geek. You're basically being recruited to do Microsoft's bidding. It's their ploy to make you feel "involved" in its release.

    I watched the entire video in all of its awkward glory.
  • Brian Mullin · 2 months ago
    Hard to believe it's not a viral video attempt? I wonder, Crispin does do their advertising after all. Look at the stats on the youtube video - it's going viral, and ton of people are discussing this video, us included...
  • Shahab · 2 months ago
    The person at Microsoft responsible for this video should be Fired!
  • kosso · 2 months ago
    Are these instructional videos for a swinger's Ann Summers party?
  • hard drives · 2 months ago
    Ah, whoop de whoo! So what?!?! It's just a party for crying out loud! What's wrong with having a party? What's wrong with having fun? Me and my buddies love PC's and having parties. Any of you all who don't like it, that's your choice. I'm having my Windows 7 party and me and my buddies are going to have a good time! We've loved Windows 7 RC, and can't wait to have the final product. And the party!
  • Melanie Gebhardt · 2 months ago
    I think people are commenting more on the total awkwardness of the video put out by microsoft than the idea of having a launch party
  • graeme · 2 months ago
    What the hell is up with the camera filming this horrific thing?
  • Geoff Simon · 2 months ago
    Nice edit, not too much, just enough...at least someone made something appealing from the train wreck that was the original, just hard to watch...what are they drinking anyway, Kool AID?

    Yea, it's hard to believe this wasn't intentional, because people are talking...even if it's how awkward it is.
  • kenc3dan · 2 months ago
    I watched all 6+ minutes of the original. Did anyone REALLY watch the entire thing? No pausing, no fast forward? It's like a Civil War era amputation!
    Is it wrong if I attend a Windows 7 launch party and kill myself at it?
    "Hi everyone! Let's party!" <Clack-clack BOOOM! Brains everywhere.>
  • coolkeith · 2 months ago
    Oh my Jesus that is the weirdest, most awkward video I have seen in many moons. Someone actually approved that? Wow. I mean...wow.
  • Name · 2 months ago
    I'm dyyyyyyyyying!!! I'm squirming around in my chair as I watch this and type at the same time! This is so awkward!
  • Name · 2 months ago
    this party definitely ends with a 4-way
  • Name · 2 months ago
    the web chatting activity (wink wink) lol
  • utah joe · 2 months ago
    this party definitely takes place in utah
  • chadengle · 2 months ago
    Literally made me more stupid. There goes 6:14second of my life I will never get back.
  • Connor Mullaney · 2 months ago
    Marketing FAIL. haha
  • Bret Buckland · 2 months ago
    I jumped over to YouTube to get a chuckle out what sort of comments this vid had generated. Not really a big surprise that comments have been disabled. Engage without engagement - good one microsoft.
  • Anon · 2 months ago
    Has everyone at Microsoft lost their mind!? Fire your marketing team Microsoft they are complete idiots. Ballmer did you seriously sign off on this drivel? :-/

    ...and if you are thinking of throwing a Windows 7 party please seek psychiatric help!
  • taotsu · 2 months ago
    does anyone really wanna be a pc?
  • Nick · 2 months ago
    I'm sure that anyone with a @mac.com or @apple.com address will be automatically rejected...
  • baidu25 · 2 months ago
    If your smart you'd go to wurow.com!
  • Terry · 2 months ago
    wow. and I thought I was a nerd.
    Here's an idea for a party - invite your friends over, get HAMMERED and then load Windows 7 on your PC, then hang the pc from a tree and beat it like a pinata.

    then whizz on it. then send THAT video back to Microsoft.
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  • peachgeek · 2 months ago
    Didn't they learn from that hideous Windows 95 video with Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry? (look for it on YouTube) Here's how to throw a Windows party: place your PC in the punch bowl and go buy a Mac : )
  • Jessica · 2 months ago
    This will cheer you up....
    http://bit.ly/11KCWW
  • Whit · 2 months ago
    You've GOT to be kidding me. I too found it painful to watch the whole thing, even though it's under 7 minutes. I didn't think a corporation as large as Microsoft would do something so obviously backward. Maybe I will have to buy a Mac next time...
  • KristenB · 1 month ago
    Um, so I really hope that this was done so poorly intentionally to get everyone on the web talking about it... that's it right? If so, great marketing plan! ;P
  • Henry · 1 month ago
    lol
    this video is definitely awkward,i have to say
    thanks for the sharing all the same
  • Kelsey · 1 month ago
    Wow....this is so awkward! I like how there is a mix of people, a 'hip' guy, a housewife, an old lady, a black guy....wow. These are almost as bad as those awful dean cain commercials for internet explorer.
  • Ryan · 1 month ago
    I don't see anything wrong with this video. It accomplishes what it set out to do, this isn't airing nationally, idiots.
  • Joan · 3 weeks ago
    No way, what is this party with no booz...

    And if you're not invited to a party, you can still go to http://www.geekstreaming.com