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I GOT MINE. BOOYAH!!!!!
Btw, check out this guy ;-) http://www.facebook.com/usernames
http://www.facebook.com/ScottBradley
EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED :)
1. I'm not going to insult looks, and you're not necessarily bad looking. But that pictures is, well, the first douchy thing people see. Let's see a picture of you smiling, not shrugging in a "I don't know how I got so awesome" way.
2. You say 'spritual' for religion (total douchy thing to do), and mention what seems to be a judeo-christian God. Claim Christianity or pick a religion, don't say 'spirituality' like you're some guru. If you don't actually practice a religion, but would like to make it known you don't think there's more to life than what we know, say something witty like 'It's complicated." But not 'spirituality.'
3. You do more than read and write blogs. I don't actual think your a douche, you do something else, so say it. Do you work out? Do you read? Do you play an instrument? And twittering is not an activity.
4. Your interests are mostly fine. Reading is more an activity, I would say. I like that roller coasters is on there. See? It's fun, not phony, and unique, which I think is your ultimate goal. I find it interesting you say "helping people," but we'll return to that shortly.
5. I dig the variety of music. Douches only listen to one type: Bad. So nicely done.
6. TV Shows are good. But the Mole? Oh well.
7. Movies: I wouldn't agree, since i don't like those movies, but they're fine EXCEPT FOR The Secret. If you really like it, fine, but consider this: Do you really think they know the secret to your happiness? Is that a universal truth that can be sold in a book and on a movie? Or are they asshats that spurt generic platitudes that people buy into because they sound pretty.
8. How about some books not about Economics and being successful? You know what most successful people who are in those book never did? Took advice from books on 'how to be successful.' And you're interests, as stated by 'Roller Coasters,' are more interesting than success and business. You have no favorite literary classics? A Tale of Two Cities? Les Miserables? Contemporary novels, mystery novels, historical nonfiction, anything besides business books? The way you present them here are "Hey, I read a lot about business! I'm sooooo interesting, see?" It doesn't make you interesting, it makes you less interesting. And, once again, a total douche.
Maybe quote SOMEONE else than Ronald Reagan.
9. Okay here's the meat of it, the About Me section...
-Flaky People... Sure, keep it. It's weird, but alright.
-Users don't deserve my time... Excuse me, what the fuck did you just say? As someone who is spiritual, and who claims their interest is 'helping people,' maybe you shouldn't sound like such a heartless asshole (which, later on down the list, you don't have room for). They are people too, often people in trouble who could use help. But if they're not worth your precious, holier-than-thou minutes, maybe you can use them time raising that ivory tower a few more inches.
-I'm going to skip the rest of the hypocrisy and get to the point. You're a 24 year old who works at Macy's. You're not fucking Buddha here. The wisdom you spurt in the 'about me' section is generic, one lined cliches that you're trying to use to get people to think you're a thoughtful or insightful person, but once again, it's a douchey thing to do. And besides, they can all be summarized in two words that actually DO make you look like a kind, caring, even wise person: "Be good." If you only left "Don't forget to have fun," it would be great. We already know you're hardworking, you've beaten it into our skull at this point.
-Looking for fellow entrepreneurs on facebook... good luck, i guess.
-You claim to want to help others again. Except, you know, drug addicts.
-You say you want to meet people who want to meet interesting people, implying of course you're an interesting person. Don't make that claim because A. it's arrogant, even if it's true. B. I'm not convinced it's true. C. If it is true, and you acknowledge it, you're immediately less interesting, because douchebags aren't that interesting.
-You'll retort back to me that I'm a negative person, but I'm really not. I'm a thriving optimist. That's why I don't believe you're an actual douchebag, just that you don't quite see the appearance you're giving with your facebook.
-Motivational tapes... Like books about how to be successful, successful people never used them. Now if you need them for other reasons (like to kick an addiction, or to remain strong in faith) that's different, but if they're motivating you to be successful, well... I just think that sort of stuff comes from within.
I'm adding you to my bookmarks. I'll be interested to see if you ignore this as an internet asshole or if you'll change it for the better. But I think you should, and maybe there'll be more on your wall than, y'know, you. I think you're a good person that means well, but is a little clueless on how to present it.
I also write this as someone who once had, and maybe even still has, some of the same arrogance that plagues your page. You seem like a good guy who wants people to know he's a good guy. Don't force it, let it happen. I'll be watching. Like a stalker.
Creepy.
I didn't need to read three things about you before I concluded that you, sir, are the total douche. While Mr. Bradley's Facebook page may not live up to your profile-writing standards, his profile is not one which deserves such severe criticism. Where is your profile? You supplied no link for him to follow, just a set of directives which are supposed to snap him into producing a profile which fits your - uh - standards. Are you Kidding? I laugh at the thought! Please leave me a link to YOUR profile so I can offer the "service" you offered Mr. Bradley and leave a critique - for your benefit, of course. Why else would I choose to humiliate you in public? I don't know you, I haven't spent three minutes in conversation with you, but I feel that gives me every right to make you look like a moron in front of millions of people. Sound familiar and fair?
Now, see, I don't think there's anything wrong with Scott's interests. He says he likes to read and write blogs (which makes him at peace with most of the Internet nation), and you have the nerve to call him a sycophant who thinks too highly of himself. You know, it's funny - because that's exactly what I see in you. You have either had too many minions or you have been badly psychologically abused and are using those as excuses to take your frustrations out on other people, people you don't know and have no idea how they will be affected by the horror of your words. There's nothing wrong with the word "spirituality," either. He's not claiming to be a guru (you're doing that right here in River City); he's telling you he's interested in God in many different ways. There's nothing complicated about that, and, if you'd given yourself time to think about it, you may have realized the difference between spirituality and "it's complicated." There is absolutely no reason for him to "pick a religion." That isn't any of your or anyone else's business. Further, being on the Internet IS an activity - whether on Facebook or Fannybook - OR on Twitter, it's an activity and, if you are going to classify reading as an activity, then you would also have to allow reading ON THE INTERNET as an activity, not just reading a book which you can hold in your hands. That's just downright stoopid with to "Os."
Why is what Mr. Bradley does so important to you, anyway? Why do you want to know if he reads or plays an instrument (or sits in the middle of the street at high noon having a picnic with a baboon)? And what's with that "Do you work out?" question? Why do you want to know?
He has defined "helping people" in his own terms. If he ponders it he will see the dichotomy, so you may have served a purpose on that point; however, that's something you could have sent him in a private message, used kinder words (you know, as in "helping people?") though again, it's none of your business.
There are, most likely, millions of people walking about the planet who do not have favorite literary classics. Why is this so important? How does this make one a better person? Obviously, the two literary classics you claim to have read have done nothing for your character - after reading "Les Miserables" and "A Tale of Two Cities" (you did read them, right?), one would think you'd be more sympathetic and less critical to others, but those social messages seem to have been wasted on you.
You say: "I'm adding you to my bookmarks. I'll be interested to see if you ignore this as an Internet asshole or if you'll change it for the better. But I think you should, and maybe there'll be more on your wall than, y'know, you. I think you're a good person that means well, but is a little clueless on how to present it.
I also write this as someone who once had, and maybe even still has, some of the same arrogance that plagues your page. You seem like a good guy who wants people to know he's a good guy. Don't force it, let it happen. I'll be watching. Like a stalker.
Creepy."
... and I refer you to the following: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalking
In summation, I will say I'm happy to know you're pleased with Mr. Bradley's choice of mentioning roller coasters in his profile. After all, who out there isn't looking for YOUR approval? And don't talk about douche bags unless yours is spotless. Also, I'm prompted to ask - who the hell do you think you are?
Done.
Not too many eechuans in Singapore but there are a couple... :-)
I know someone called Yee Chuan!
http://www.facebook.com/sasanga
HAAHAHAH
I had hoped for /nuvs, but it's too short. Had to settle for /nuvs.jain
Thanks! Goodnight. Very quick process.
Kevin
I certainly did park for that :D
HOOHAH!
Ultimately, the fact that you can get to my page with or without the period makes me happy. So double username win?
Now have to wait for the fan page...
I got my personal one though :)
/christine.dela.rosa
http://facebook.com/cliffdailey
http://twitter.com/cliffdailey
http://www.facebook.com/donna.johnson
http://facebook.com/christasche
Online Alias, Nickname, 5 characters. I'm happy.
@kevinpfab
Secured it before the other 2 Victoria McGinley's could get to it. It was a race to the finish, I'm sure.
I got what I wanted.
i'm a grown up and there won't do stupidness like some people i know. i even got a username for my fan page (/brooklynnyc). i totally forgot about it tho so i couldn't snatch up /brooklyn or /bklyn. no big deal tho. it's all good.
Consistency is the key to building a brand.
I don't get it. I mean, I got my first + last name, which is good, but...I'd like to at least SEE who beat me to "summer".
http://facebook.com/paulhale
http://twitter.com/paulhale
http://www.facebook.com/soumitra
I don't get it. I mean, I got my first + last name, which is good, but...I'd like to at least SEE who beat me to "summer".
http://www.facebook.com/chrisreimer
http://facebook.com/vinesa
http://www.facebook.com/marketingchick
(^.^)v
:)
I don't get it. I mean, I got my first + last name, which is good, but...I'd like to at least SEE who beat me to "summer".
what was that constant error? "an error has occurred and has been forwarded to blah blah"
so glad a real website came along to replace myspace.
http://www.facebook.com/widianto
actually i really want to use my nickname: dito
but the rule said that it must be at least 5 character... :(
I got it right when the clock hit 0! Yayayayay! I was going to get Randy, but Facebook was unfair and let their employees get usernames first. So pretty much all firstnames were taken. :)
me : http://www.facebook.com/lrsanchez
yes.... we got what we wanted.
Grabbed the username "deepakravindran"from facebook!! yayeee!!
www.facebook.com/deepakravindran.
www.twitter.com/deepakravindran
I obtained the url that I wanted to match my twitter url. now time to attempt to take alexpenn at gmail from the guy who currently has it.
Here you go:
http://www.facebook.com/okezie
www.facebook.com/christopherboynton
Now what.
It's cool that periods don't matter in these URLs. Linking to http://facebook.com/c.h.r.i.s.t.h.o.m.s.o.n goes right back to my profile, for example.
:)
Friend me up!
http://www.facebook.com/christopherknight
Got it! Very impressed that Facebook managed to do this without the servers being overloaded - good work!
Apparently any "first.last" name combo can also just be written as "/firstlast" So, http://www.facebook.com/brock.meeks works as does http://www.facebook.com/brockmeeks
Wonder if that's a "bug" they will keep or "fix" ? (I vote: keep it)
http://www.facebook.com/Sheldon2121
yeah exactly what I asked for
I got it right when the clock hit 0! Yayayayay! I was going to get Randy, but Facebook was unfair and let their employees get usernames first. So pretty much all firstnames were taken. :)
facebook.com/robbiem (personal)
http://facebook.com/redmcgee
I got it !!
http://www.facebook.com/Sheldon2121
Yup!
ahahahhahaha
awesome!
I'm loving it.
I got it !!
Got mine!
i wanted /conz but apparently it's too short. still /juan (same # of characters) was registered, mmmmm
Got mine!
facebook.com/avin.narasimhan
i wanted /conz but apparently it's too short. still /juan (same # of characters) was registered, mmmmm
http://www.facebook.com/twidner
facebook.com/avin.narasimhan
http://facebook.com/SuperManz
http://www.facebook.com/ed.doss
http://www.facebook.com/KenshinHimura
...was thinking about grabbing a joke one, but decided one one I'd like to have... forever. lawl
that was fun now back to normal level of caring about facebook checking
http://www.facebook.com/belthesar
By the way, my name is Fausto Fernós.
got my first choice .... within seconds ...... Cal time was 9:01 pm ...... it was a breeze!
Got mine! YAHOO!
Not very exciting, I know, but I know of at least 3 other josh selfs from doing vanity searches on Google, so I'm happy I got it first. Finally FB catches up with the rest of social media networks. Well, stuff like this makes a simple nerd like me happy!
http://www.facebook.com/deancsmith
http://twitter.com/deancsmith
http://vimeo.com/deancsmith
http://facebook.com/jeffdagley
Very simple...however, I'm not happy that I can't get one for the page I administer since it has less than 1000 fans...
(wasn't quick enough for "isabelle")
http://facebook.com/jeffdagley
Very simple...however, I'm not happy that I can't get one for the page I administer since it has less than 1000 fans...
Not very exciting, I know, but I know of at least 3 other josh selfs from doing vanity searches on Google, so I'm happy I got it first. Finally FB catches up with the rest of social media networks. Well, stuff like this makes a simple nerd like me happy!
http://www.facebook.com/petermorawski
Hehe, sweeeet.
Thanks for the tip off Mashable...
Best wishes from Manchester, UK
Hehe, sweeeet.
http://www.facebook.com/inthesound
I got mine(not like anyone else would have this one...). Now if only Facebook would open up the 4-characters Vanity Usernames... they are allowing them... EX. "Todd" that's taken...
Some dude stole the Plurk Username for the Plurk Fan Page... using it as his personal username...
Hehe, sweeeet.
i'll have to make do with the knowledge that twitter, is all mine.
damm you facebook!
I got mine!
Domain catcher skills rule :)
I wasn't sure till the last minute but I was rushed....But still, i'm fine with the one I got....
David Mann
www.facebook.com/davidmann
Yay!
Henry
http://www.thehenry.net
Ended up with http://www.facebook.com/rjmcleod though so I'm happy :)
which also is the name of a Scandinavian tribe...
It was coool..
http://www.facebook.com/jannygirl
BAM!
http://facebook.com/taniachin
LUV IT!!
http://www.facebook.com/jannygirl
BAM! No issues. No problem. I <3 facebook.
http://facebook.com/claudia.cruz
facebook.com/buckles
i had my back-up names planned, but didn't need them - like :)
stinks there's no way to change it!!
Thankfully it opened at 6am in the morning on a Saturday, so not too many Dutch Floris's were awake. I waited for the countdown and clicked continue, selected floris without reading the page and pressed continue. Done.
http://facebook.com/floris
Did you guys know you can just add unlimited dashes and dots to any name?
facebook.com/----------.....f.....l.....o......r......i......s......------ will also work for example.
Downside: users like "bob" and "mark" and "kier" can't get facebook.com/bob or facebook.com/kier because there's a 5 char limit.
http://facebook.com/floris
http://facebook.com/montini
http://facebook.com/skylor
I'm a little suprised, since it's such a common name. I fully expected to have to go through all the usual ironi, commonroni, ironironi etc variations and still end up with something like my myspace name:
myspace.com/aaaaaghhh
Ariane.of.smARTist
Ariane.of.smARTist
Was able to attach my fairly common first name for a change.
:-p
http://www.twitter.com/iphone.iphone
I got my name ok but I don't think this guy is Sir Alan Sugar.
http://www.facebook.com/alansugar
I got my name ok but I don't think this guy is Sir Alan Sugar.
http://www.facebook.com/alansugar
Not sure if Chrome users had the advantage over Firefox users in getting the Facebook username . interesting... http://bit.ly/7SBTX
Thanks FB!
Thanks FB!
So first name plus last name it is
http:/www.facebook.com/lucretiapruitt
Wondering why they wouldn't give me Lucretia if no one else has it... ah well.
couldnt get yash! needs 5 characters minimum.
YEP.
...not that I was expecting that many first name/last name combinations. Mostly in Germany.
i was there when the timer hit zero and in a frantic rush i chose my exact name, score!
Kieran J Richardson
Right around 11:45pm Internet (not just FB) broke down on us. Around 12:20 or so Internet and FB got up and running again, yet one of my friends couldn't get her first choice. It was quite intense - our FB vanity url mini party :)
done.
http://facebook.com/CitizenX
Not my preferred name but some dude grabbed azhari in the first place - and his first name is not even Azhari... blasted @$#%@$%@$%
Not my preferred name but some dude grabbed azhari in the first place - and his first name is not even Azhari... blasted @$#%@$%@$%
My GF: http://facebook.com/SherleneSolatorio
Got it 2 hours after it started too, was surprised, since my name is common
@wchingya
social media/blogging
No problems getting my username
Not my first choice but happy
http://www.facebook.com/iamzaf
iamzaf =)
:D
You remove it, its the same.
you include it, its still the same.
For Eg:
http://www.facebook.com/krillr
http://www.facebook.com/k.rillr
http://www.facebook.com/kr.illr
http://www.facebook.com/kri.llr
All are same.
You remove it, its the same.
you include it, its still the same.
For Eg:
http://www.facebook.com/krillr
http://www.facebook.com/k.rillr
http://www.facebook.com/kr.illr
http://www.facebook.com/kri.llr
All are same.
http://www.facebook.com/JoeTech
I am a bit bummed that pages have to have 1000 followers to qualify for a username. I'm in the process of launching a couple of sites and had gone ahead and started FB pages for them too. They're not live (as the sites aren't live yet), so of course I have no fans.
I guess there wasn't a mad rush for the username Owloo
Owloo on Twitter is now Owloo with Facebook
Hooot- Hooot
Anyway this is my brand new url:
http://www.facebook.com/GiuseppeBiundo
and then i realised it cant be 4 letters.... i'm an idiot i no
so its now facebook.com/wingwing
i'm happy!
Got mine! Been using this name online since the early 90s
http://facebook.com/mykhailo
http://www.facebook.com/CitizenX
I watched the countdown
didnt got facebook.com/rizki
only 30 minutes late :(
still in the middle of a meeting, grabbed a notebook and said "could i be excused, i have to take my facebook username url"
http://www.facebook.com/scott.roewer
I was worried after my name appeared in a USA Today tech news article yesterday that someone who try to squat on my name. Thankfully, no one did.
RT
www.real-anonymity.pro.tc
www.facebook.com/zachary
Damn skippy
www.facebook.com/zachary
Damn skippy
Doubt if there was any competition for mine....
Doubt if there was any competition for mine....
Went there and they offered me #'s and periods in place for my name and I just typed my full name and got it! Lost my dot-com to some PhotoG! f-book.com/ScottPenny yeah boy!
just like
http:/www.twitter.com/PRyck
was there as the clock hit 00.00.00
Yep got what I wanted
http://facebook.com/ashraf.majdhy
www.facebook.com/gabriel.cortes
Feel free to friend me, we're all citizens of the same planet...
Take care,
Gabriel
my URL is http://www.facebook.com/tiestri
exactly what i wanted! thanks to my parents for giving me a unique name.. ;)
I noticed /chrisbeaman is the same as /chris.beaman, as is /chris-beaman. Cool how they did that.
Anyone consider registering FB accounts just to claim sellable domains?
I noticed /chrisbeaman is the same as /chris.beaman, as is /chris-beaman. Cool how they did that.
Anyone consider registering FB accounts just to claim sellable domains?
Planning to sell my account to fund my start-up and donate $ to helping 3rd world children with tech.
Just launched my plans for it on my blog: thisiswhoiam.com
i've got it first at 06:02
http://www.facebook.com/mihnea
No issues whatsoever, it worked like a charm.
The Great Facebook Land Grab
http://faseidl.com/public/item/234769
best regards
a.kwasniewski
Not the one I wanted, I wanted adamt but it was already taken. I was like a minute late too.
Anything I can do about it? Or just pick another name?!?
Anything I can do about it? Or just pick another name?!?
I use this username for 3 years now
I use this username for 3 years now
http://facebook.com/onlinewoman
http://www.facebook.com/kellybishop
I wanted 'Patrick' but checking many common names one after the other they were all taken, I seriously wonder if common names were not already reserved.
I like the name that I got though, it's my home town where I grew up.
-Patrick
Definitely lucky to get this one, since it is the current industry I work in.
http://www.facebook.com/fowzie
Bout time they made this available to us :-)
:]
http://www.facebook.com/piyush.paliwal
Ultimately, the fact that you can get to my page with or without the period makes me happy. So double username win?
http://viran.mobi
Ultimately, the fact that you can get to my page with or without the period makes me happy. So double username win?
http://viran.mobi
http://www.facebook.com/JosephChristopher
http://www.facebook.com/JosephChristopher
Looking for page name for 'diamonds', but face book didn't allow me to create that way.
i got the best one..heheh
Lucky to have a rare name :)
...
not that there's that many girls named dulce who also thing they're snot-nosed.
...
not that there's that many girls named dulce who also think they're snot-nosed.
But I got my second best www.facebook.com/RustyCarter
I got mine! Stalked fb for that last minute or so tho...
http://www.facebook.com/default.aspx
Thanks to the people at http://www.jialat.com/ for finding this.... now who is default.php...?
I got mine :) I wasn't afraid that someone else could take it first. This name is my real name and I think no one else has the same name. In fact I don't need an ID-number, my name is it.
Korkmaz means fearless but I'm not boxing :)
It was just so important to get the one that matched my brand strategy.
Robert Stanke
http://robertstanke.com
why? b/c bender is the most awesome-ist robot evar!
hahahahahaahahah
fx15 lida yılan yağı karınca yumurtası xacc
I got the one I wanted :)
It's such a common name, I was shocked that any combinations of it at all were still available this morning. Sure is a lot prettier than the old random bunch of numbers!
I was online waiting for it and within a second my desired Username(khizar) was gone. At the end it was a waste to get up early just to signup username which i could have got after 3 hours of more sleep
Online, friends will get to your facebook through their Friends list or a hyperlink in an email (which could just as easily be the old-school URL) rather than typing in your username. The username is to make it easy to *vocally* tell someone how to find your facebook: i.e. "My facebook is at facebook.com/davidearlward." So it should be a username that would be easy to know what to write if someone spoke it to you.
www.facebook.com/DanielleMiyoshi