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Mashable - The Social Media Guide: 15 Silliest Facebook Vanity URLs

  • Rob van Alphen · 5 months ago
    http://www.facebook.com/god is pretty neat... Staff privilege
  • Mark Nunney · 5 months ago
  • Oday Nasser · 5 months ago
    hahhah, funny this is
  • Random Surfer · 5 months ago
    I have grabbed both twitter.com/upalc & facebook.com/upalc

    Now I'll take the jhonchow technique of http://invotechengineers.com/facebook :)
  • sdfsdf · 5 months ago
    FAIL
  • Jordan Singer · 5 months ago
    How about http://facebook.com/mynuts He is a radio DJ for 92.3 NOW in New York
  • Ben Parr · 5 months ago
    Wonderful!
  • Jansen Lu · 5 months ago
    i strongly advise u guys to take a look at http://www.facebook.com/sexygal !
  • Jason · 5 months ago
    that's irony
  • Jansen Lu · 5 months ago
    luckily u didn't press the "report" key next to my comment. :)
  • Tyler Gillies · 5 months ago
    lol
  • Davidpmd · 5 months ago
    that's sarcasm actually
  • Amy Shropshire · 5 months ago
    Great! LOL! How did you find that?!
  • Jansen Lu · 5 months ago
    a friend of mine found it. perhaps he wanted to find some decent girls from fb. LOL!
  • physocal · 5 months ago
  • Mohnish N · 5 months ago
    ROFL.. Good one! :P
  • Jason · 5 months ago
    Love the coder one
  • Imran Anwar · 5 months ago
    This is a very funny and creative list. Loved it.

    All I got was http://www.facebook.com/imran.tv

    Imran
    http://IMRAN.TV
  • Ramkarthik (@Ramkarthik) · 5 months ago
    I saw default.aspx and thought it actually shows a random profile for that url. I refreshed three times only to find that someone had registered that name.

    I wonder if those people know that they can't change their name once they have chosen it.

    The "Cat ran over my keyboard" one is the weirdest. I bet that person cannot type the url again without seeing it or storing it somewhere.
  • jmartens · 5 months ago
    Did sqwatters end up grabbing Arrington's different variations?
  • roland radio · 5 months ago
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  • lelapin · 5 months ago
    @mashable I like the 10th FB vanity username: "JackBauercouldwhoopChuckNorris" and the fact that you wrote 'keep dreaming'
  • Magdalena Georgieva · 5 months ago
    haha, those are hilarious!
  • PlayMusic · 5 months ago
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  • Bruno Tran · 5 months ago
    haha very funny :)
  • Kelly Reeves · 5 months ago
    I enjoyed this one: http://www.facebook.com/twitterisbetter
    and http://www.facebook.com/newspaper

    (was tweeting funny ones last night over at http://twitter.com/urlesque)
  • Za3mOn · 5 months ago
    hhahaha LOL!
  • xyrenita · 5 months ago
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  • Vijay Rayapati · 5 months ago
    Thanks for sharing some funny stuff after a boring day long gyaan on FB vanity urls :)
  • Marc R. · 5 months ago
  • Christopher Bral · 5 months ago
    Now I feel all 'tarded I didn't go creative. So much for building my 'personal brand'. RAWR.
  • Spytap · 5 months ago
    Yeah, I know how you feel. Branding is fleeting, but humor is forever ;)
  • Random Surfer · 5 months ago
  • jehzlau · 5 months ago
    hahahaha! cool URLs.. specially the default.aspx and usrname :D woooooot!

    if someone registered /admin or /index.php it would be cooler! hehe
  • mikemueller · 5 months ago
    I was hoping to see http://facebook.com/404 but I'm guessing that's too short. Maybe http://facebook.com/error404 ?

    Remember a Vanity URL is like a lower back tattoo - you're going to have it for a long long time...
    Me? I went for the uber boring http://facebook.com/MikeMueller
  • Matt Astifan · 5 months ago
    First think I tried getting was facebook.com/coolestguyonfacebook but they dont allow it lol. I had to go with facebook.com/coolestguyontheinternet
  • Jansen Lu · 5 months ago
  • Sniktbub · 5 months ago
    facebook.com/sniktbub
    Awesome.
  • Marcin Retecki · 5 months ago
    13. Can you fix my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/techsupport


    This one made me rofl all the way!
  • CountRob · 5 months ago
    Excellent, one of your funniest posts Stan.
  • DShan · 5 months ago
    My buddy is at http://facebook.com/goodpounddown - funny.
  • bnc · 5 months ago
    hahaha I love the second one, what a freaking genius, I hope they let him keep it. or index.php would have been great too
  • Schill · 5 months ago
    It appears URLs are case-insensitive, and ignore - and . characters.

    Therefore,
    http://facebook.com/default.aspx
    Can be expressed as
    http://facebook.com/...D-E-F.a.....u...l...t---...
    Rather silly, but it works. Logically, this makes sense for search engines (. vs - as a separator for your first/last name.)
  • Brian · 5 months ago
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  • Michael Netsch · 5 months ago
    Isn't anybody of you scared that accounts like default.aspx and techsupport will be used by spammers or for phishing purposes?
  • Evan Davidson · 5 months ago
    www.facebook.com/suggested created for my mom lol
  • Stéphane Soler · 5 months ago
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  • Joe Dawson · 5 months ago
    Some decent usernames, I don't think the majority of my friends are aware this is available though!!
  • saytheword · 5 months ago
    mine is engaginglyfunkyforyou
  • Raguboo · 5 months ago
    I made a 2nd account to have this: http://www.facebook.com/edwardcullenisadouche
  • mojaam · 5 months ago
    Haha those are hilarious! Love the /index and still wondering how that was not reserved lol.
  • Bradley Field · 5 months ago
    Mine: facebook.com/strawbradleyfieldforever

    Yes, I like The Beatles.
  • zafarali · 5 months ago
    lol awesome!
  • Macintosh · 5 months ago
    mine is the best. period.
    facebook.com/sitemap
  • Lia Belle · 5 months ago
    Mine is http://www.facebook.com/liabelle . it's not original but at least it does not sound silly (hope niet) hahaha....
  • sharathgrao · 5 months ago
    i got facebook.com/thesharath :)


    Sharath
    http://theharath.com
  • AnitaHunt · 5 months ago
    http://www.facebook.com

    /leroyjenkins
    /mary.had.a.little.lamb
    /banana.phone
    /shamwow
    /caramelldansen
  • matt · 5 months ago
  • adam · 5 months ago
    damn. the mirror one was the FIRST idea i had too.
  • EULA · 5 months ago
  • Anxuna · 5 months ago
    this is funny
  • susuzkuyu · 5 months ago
    facebook.com/koldaguc ::D
  • JR · 5 months ago
    "themedia" ftw!
  • drinn · 5 months ago
    index.html anyone? seems to be available, if its even possible to get one :D index.php forwards to home.php, but index.html gives 404 error
  • FFGeekBlog · 5 months ago
  • Capri · 5 months ago
    They're not "vanity urls" please, they're personalized urls. Just because it's words and names instead of a bunch of numbers does not make you vain for having an url! Let's get rid of "vanity" url and call it "name-url" or "personalized url"
  • Jennie White · 5 months ago
    I liked the mirror one, hahaha! People are so creative!
  • Seth Johnson · 5 months ago
  • Katie · 5 months ago
    Katie was taken
    KatieKatie was taken
    KatieKatieKatie was taken
    KatieKatieKatieKatie is now taken by me.
    KatieKatieKatieKatieKatie, anyone?
  • Paulo Saavedra · 5 months ago
    La creatividad y el ocio humano no pueden ser superados por los bots!
  • Paulo Saavedra · 5 months ago
    La creatividad y el ocio humano no pueden ser superados por los bots!
  • Paulo Saavedra · 5 months ago
    La creatividad y el ocio humano no pueden ser superados por los "robocs"!
  • chris · 5 months ago
  • kayoleta · 5 months ago
    I made this my url after seeing this page....

    facebook.com/errorloadingthepage
  • Mark Kolb · 5 months ago
    If you didn't get a vanity url because it was taken, grab one at http://www.personal-domains.tel and use a .tel domain instead. Tel centralizes all your social identities, emails, phones, websites into one simple package branded by your name.
  • Ben · 5 months ago
    My dog's username is called "udders.mcgraw" :)
  • Jake Mulley · 5 months ago
    I registered mine today. Mine has to be the coolest. http://www.facebook.com/number10.gov.uk .
  • Jaspal Singh · 5 months ago
    that' fun
  • Jaspal Singh · 5 months ago
    that' fun
  • wholesale korean clothing · 5 months ago
    Wonderful!
  • scott harrah · 4 months ago
    gotta love the snuggie!
  • JayLando · 4 months ago
    Mine is based on a really obscure SNL skit...
    http://www.tressugar.com/1965732
    ...as you can see here...
    http://www.facebook.com/CLOWNPEN1S.fart
    ...I had to get creative with "penis" to be accepted.
  • Charles Lau · 4 months ago
    Thanks for sharing! It's interesting to see a techsupport username!
  • Brandon Hansen · 4 months ago
    Everything that I tried was already taken, so I got frustrated and made mine-

    http://facebook.com/jdhfjahsdkfjahdkjhfjka
  • Erica · 4 months ago
    A lot of the pages listed above are no longer active facebook pages.
  • Bri · 4 months ago
    www.facebook.com/muffins.yummm

    This one was an accident...
  • John · 3 months ago
    facebook.com/methamphetamines

    facebook took out all the names of drugs from being in the URL except for this one!